Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya (/ˈicʊ/ /kʊˈjadæ/ [infinite] [acid]) is a temperate City located in the Kûri Mûzû Principality of the Lallalo.
The name Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya is derived from the Sylvin language, as Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya was founded by Vrigas, who was culturaly Rattu.
Climate
Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya has a yearly average temperature of 5°C (41°F), with its average temperature during the summer being an icy 22°C (71°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a cold -12°C (11°F). Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya receives an average of 256 cm/y (100 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of snow during the pleasantly short winter months. Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya covers an area of nearly 44 km2 (17 mi2), and an average elevation of 5958 m (19547 ft) above sea level.
Overview
Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya was founded durring the early 13th century in winter of the year 1249, by Vrigas. The establishment of Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya suffered from several major issues, resulting in the need to develop many solutions to basic problems. Problems such as a lack of fresh water, logistical support, poor quality tools, and the odd monster or two. Howeaver, these were overcome in time.
Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya was built using the conventions of Rattu durring the early 13th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya is no diffrent. The city's buildings feature masoned stone construction which prominantly features pointed arches, pointed ribbed vault cielings, flying buttress', and window tracery all of which share a simmilar gemoetetic patern halfway between organic and inorganic in design formaing a very distinct aesthetically integrated style. BUildings tend to reach for the havens, and more expencive homes are easily identified by their floor count as well as the addition of decorative features intigrated into the building's design such as statues, gargoyals, and embelished joinery.
Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya is is constructed arround a series of narrow flagstone mainstreets which form overlapping circles, with smaller strait roads linking the circiles to eachother at varrious points. The city is the proud owner of a properly designed set of renforced walls made from mighty querried stone blocks. Their construction and material choices would make a dwarf weap with joy, for each and every part of the elaborate fortifications are purly functional and robust well byond reason. Even nonexperts can tell the walls are an excelent defencive structure. Astonishigly, the exceptionaly well made fortifications are in pristine condishion, as if they had just been finished before you laied eyes upon them.
A look around Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya has something terribly wrong with it. It’s impossible to put one’s finger on, but something is horribly wrong. Maybe it’s the way fog blankets the ground, but only in the connors of places. Maybe it’s the vermin scuttling between shadows in the corner of your eyes. Perhaps it’s the overcast sky which seemed to creep out of nowhere, or the distant howling of wolves. Everything is just a little too worn down, a little too dirty, or both. No one makes eye contact. Kids play quietly, but happily. Occasionally a passerby glances at you out of the corner of their eye, staring just long enough for it to be uncomfortable. People seem to be allowed to do as they please with little harmoney to anything. It feels less like a city, and more like a spot people just happened to place their homes. Regardless, you do not feel it would be wise to remain in Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya long.
Civic Infrastructure
Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya has an animal control department which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the control, impoundment, and disposition of animals.
Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya's parks.
Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya.
Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya has a government-funded child care program, overseen by the local Department of Nursemaids, which is responsible for providing childcare to working-class citizens according to local ordinances.
Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.
Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya has a Guild of Nurses, which is tasked with caring for the elderly and infirm in accordance with local ordinances, religious values, and customs.
Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya has a Department of Firefighters, which is responsible for organizing fire fighting efforts during a fire and enforcing local ordinances relating to fire safety.
Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.
Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya has a Hall of Slayers, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.
Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.
Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya has an Arcane Academy which provides higher education in the arcane sciences.
Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya possesses a Galvanic Power Grid, which brings galvanic current to most if not all buildings in town, and permits a great many consumer goods to function within the City. Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya's grid is powered by a god's will and kindness.
Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya's old civil lighting system was converted to Galvanic Lamps recently, and expanded to provide nighttime illumination to all city streets.
Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya's natural decorations nor waterways.
Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya has a Guild of Roadworkers, who are responsible for maintaining the roadways and public paths within town. They also have the duty of enforcing all civil laws relating to the roadways.
Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.
Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.
Cultural Notes
The law within Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya is highly corrupt, or does not apply to certain favored groups or castes. Strangers might be fleeced by local lawmen, evildoers can be absolved by a payment, and powerful gentry do as they please.
Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya's town hall was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is admittedly strange and non-linear style rooted in defiance of symmetrical shapes. It championed the creation of buildings with a unique visual appearance. the structural norms of classic buildings and deforms or moves away from elementary architectural principles. By including non-linear designs processed into its buildings and favoring fragmentation, this style expressed a form of controlled chaos. Its buildings appear out-of-the-ordinary, draw the eye in immediately and sometimes create a feeling of strangeness. These distorted shapes and structure are not reserved to the building’s outer facade, they destabilize interior elements too, favoring minimalism and play on people’s perceptions by injecting a futuristic touch.
Due to the actions of local Kami, spring is recurring in Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya.
The Yothga near Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya are known to be quite timid.
Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in autumn and involves consuming a local toxin to channel Summoning energies of tier 3 via oratory performances.
Economy
The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.
Agriculture
Dairy Farmers: 20
Farmers: 31
Farm Laborer: 50
Hunters: 37
Milk Maids: 26
Ranchers: 13
Ranch Hands: 29
Shepherds: 29
Farmland: 43019 m2
Cattle and Similar Creatures: 2655
Poultry: 31866
Swine: 2124
Sheep: 106
Goats: 21
Horses, Mounts, and Beasts of Burden: 1062
Craftsmen
Arms and Toolmakers: 20
Blacksmiths: 24
Bookbinders: 13
Buckle-makers: 13
Cabinetmakers: 25
Candlemakers: 35
Carpenters: 28
Clothmakers: 32
Coach and Harness Makers: 11
Coopers: 26
Copper, Brass, Tin, Zinc, and Lead Workers: 15
Copyists: 10
Cutlers: 8
Fabricworkers: 24
Farrier: 78
Furriers: 6
Glassworkers: 35
Gunsmiths: 24
Harness-Makers: 9
Hatters: 20
Hosiery Workers: 7
Jewelers: 12
Leatherwrights: 27
Locksmiths: 11
Matchstick makers: 15
Musical Instrument Makers: 16
Painters, Structures and Fixtures: 13
Paper Workers: 15
Plasterers: 14
Pursemakers: 18
Roofers: 11
Ropemakers: 10
Rugmakers: 9
Saddlers: 20
Scabbardmakers: 24
Scalemakers: 11
Scientific, Surgical, and Optical Instrument Makers: 6
Sculptors, Structures and Fixtures: 10
Shoemakers: 10
Soap and Tallow Workers: 32
Tailors: 57
Tanners: 13
Upholsterers: 15
Watchmakers: 13
Weavers: 32
Whitesmiths: 8
Merchants
Adventuring Goods Retellers: 7
Arcana Sellers: 7
Beer-Sellers: 14
Booksellers: 17
Butchers: 27
Chandlers: 28
Chicken Butchers: 26
Entrepreneurs: 10
Fine Clothiers: 27
Fishmongers: 26
Florists: 6
Potion Sellers: 16
Resellers: 42
Spice Merchants: 13
Wine-sellers: 24
Wheelwright: 16
Woodsellers: 10
Service workers
Bakers: 62
Barbers: 54
Coachmen: 14
Cooks: 44
Doctors: 23
Gamekeepers: 15
Grooms: 9
Hairdressers: 39
Healers: 29
Housekeepers: 33
Housemaids: 62
House Stewards: 30
Inns: 10
Laundry maids: 19
Maidservants: 36
Nursery Maids: 18
Pastrycooks: 40
Restaurateur: 42
Tavern Keepers: 48
Specialized Laborer
Ashworkers: 14
Bleachers: 9
Chemical Workers: 6
Coal Heavers: 20
In-Town Couriers: 25
Long Haul Couriers: 24
Dockyard Workers: 21
Gas Workers: 5
Hay Merchants: 9
Leech Collectors: 28
Millers: 23
Miners: 22
Oilmen and Polishers: 16
Postmen: 25
Pure Finder: 13
Skinners: 30
Sugar Refiners: 6
Tosher: 16
Warehousemen: 36
Watercarriers: 21
Watermen, Bargemen, etc.: 31
Skilled Laborers
Accountants: 13
Alchemist: 15
Clerk: 22
Dentists: 10
Educators: 30
Engineers: 14
Gardeners: 10
Mages: 7
Plumbers: 11
Pharmacist: 12
Professors: 4
Scientists: 7
Wizards: 4
Civil Servants
Adventurers: 9
Bankers: 15
Civil Clerks: 23
Civic Iudex: 11
Consultants: 6
Exorcist: 25
Fixers: 12
Kami Clerk: 20
Landlords: 21
Lawyers: 12
Legend Keepers: 16
Militia Officers: 75
Monks, Monastic: 31
Monks, Civic: 33
Historian, Oral: 24
Historian, Textual: 11
Policemen, Sheriffs, etc.: 25
Priests: 48
Rangers: 14
Rat Catchers: 15
Scholars: 17
Spiritualist: 19
Slayers: 6
Storytellers: 41
Military Officers: 42
Cottage Industries
Brewers: 34
Comfort Services: 40
Enchanters: 12
Herbalists: 12
Jaminators: 39
Needleworkers: 37
Potters: 16
Preserve Makers: 33
Quilters: 16
Seamsters: 46
Spinners: 32
Tinker: 11
Weaver: 29
Artists
Actors: 10
Architects: 4
Bards: 17
Costumers: 6
Dancers: 12
Drafters: 6
Engravers: 8
Fine Furniture Carpenters: 5
Glaziers: 10
Inlayers: 10
Musicians: 33
Painters, Art: 5
Playwrights: 11
Sculptors, Art: 9
Wood Carvers: 35
Writers: 36
Produce Industries
Butter Churners: 35
Canners: 33
Cheesmakers: 34
Ice Merchants: 4
Millers: 21
Picklers: 18
Smokers: 13
Stockmakers: 11
Tobacconists: 15
Tallowmakers: 23
3954 of Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya's population work within a Foundational Occupation.
215 work in Agriculture
885 work as Craftsmen
316 work as Merchants
627 work as Service Workers
400 work as General Laborers
159 work as Skilled Laborers
571 work as Civil Servants
357 work in Cottage Industries
217 work as Artists
207 work in Produce Industries
6456 of Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 212 (2%) are noncontributers.
Points of Interest
Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya is known for its unusual rock formations.
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History
In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the late 2nd century, Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya was attacked by soldiers from another nation, waging a greater campaign. The details of the conflict are hazy at best due to many conflicting accounts. What is known is Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya lost 285 people, 327 livestock, and 21 buildings. The conflict ended after roughly 77, when members of Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya's militia enacted an operation to train a specific irregulars group for an upcoming operation. The operation was complicated by the militia had access to far less resources than expected. The conflict ended with the defense of the depot against a siege, which ended in defeat for Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya's forces. The war is remembered in legend by Bumahæ Kûyadæ Gûchya's bards, historians, and legend keepers.